I was just reading about Vince Gill’s flood relief telethon and I thought, you know, I’ve always liked that guy. Really he seems like a good guy. And then I remembered seeing Keith Urban on TV the other day whining about ruined musical instruments and time out of his recording schedule and I thought, hey, f*** that guy. And it now occurs to me, um, where is everybody? I mean this is a town FULL of celebrities. You can’t throw a rock without hitting one. Right now I’m feeling like throwing rocks. I mean, why isn’t every major teams’ star sports player on the news asking for help down here? What about Miley Cyrus and Carrie Underwood? Kenny Chesney, I heard your house was damaged, are you now compelled to help others too? Hey, John Rich, you have about seven life times of bad karma to make up already, maybe start paying back by helping out?
I mean, am I missing something? I’ve barely heard a peep out of anyone that the world is usually listening too. I feel like I’ve been glued to local media and combing national media as much as I have time for and I’m not seeing Hank Jr. or Brad Paisley stepping up to ask the world to notice our problems here. What gives? Jon Stewart seems to be more concerned about us than our own residents. I hope all the big country stars are giving generously and anonymously to the relief efforts, otherwise we really will have to re-build this city on rock and roll. Branson can have country music, doesn’t seem to be doing us much good right now.
ETA: Thanks, Vince Gill, for making everyone come out. Thanks, Taylor Swift, for giving 50x as much as TVA did. I have love for you and everyone else who donated to help people in my city.