I just read back through my last three weeks of posts here. Holy crap is that a pathetic, depressing stack of mass whininess. I mean sure, I don’t feel great, and yeah I’m definitely going to need to talk it out, but wow, I can’t believe any of you are still even reading this. So here are something that I have enjoyed recently:
Last night I came home from work and was checking that bitch, Facebook (got my url: http://www.facebook.com/crackerjackheart) and there was this gem from the Judge:
Status: The Judge has a CMA sunburn
(The Judge likes this!)
Comment from The Judge: “me too!”
I don’t know if you have to know him for this to be funny or not, but the whole thing together made me bellylaugh in a way I haven’t in a while.
And the result of a conversation making a reference to a line the Cory song “The Walkaround,” Libelle sent me the following email:
> From: [[LIBELLE]]
> Subject: RE: FRIDAY!!
> To: [[crackerjackheart]]
> Date: Friday, June 12, 2009, 1:48 PM
> Funny story. The golden unicorn came by to deliver the magic flowers, and I was all, “Golden Unicorn! Can I keep you?” and he was like, “Well, do you have cake?” and I was like, “I can get cake!” and he was like, “Sure.” And then I was like, “I will call you Rainbows!” and he was like, “My name is Frank.”
> Well, I refused to call him Frank, and he refused to answer to Rainbows, and since we didn’t have cake, he ate the magic flowers and left.
> My bad?
You can see from this how all Libelle’s bad decisions result in my unhappiness. It’s a wonder I am friends with her. Especially after a series of texts with her yesterday (and, strangely enough, these texts were entirely unrelated to the above email convo):
me: The Kitchen is so clean!
Libelle: It was unicorns! You can tell because of all the glitter they left behind.
me: Hmmm. I don’t know how sanitary unicons really are. I’ve heard stories.
Libelle: Stories about dirty dragon ****ing?
me: Dragons AND dolphins.
Libelle: They are the whores of the mythical world. How they got a reputation for innocence I’ll never know.