I’ve been meaning to do this for more than a week but haven’t.  Somehow I got Libelle to do the hard work for me yesterday (flipping around to find old text messages is hard work!).  I present you with a transcript of a normal day in text conversations between Libelle and me

me:  Today begins day 4 of quitting smoking.  I forgot to have coffee until just now.  I am not very friendly right now.  Like a bear poked with a stick.  (11:47 am)

Libelle:  I’m feeling much the same.  Everyone who has recently f’ed me over suddenly wants to be my best friend.  We should go punch babies later.

me:  I am also up for puppy kicking.

Libelle:  I suppose we can work that in.  And maybe find some little kids and tell them there’s no Santa.

me: Also, perhaps with practice, we can learn to make it rain on parades.

Libelle: The bunny was in the hat the whole time!

me:  We can also make t-shirts with movie spoilers on them.  Soylent Green is people!

Libelle: It was Earth all along!

me:  Bruce Willis is dead!  He just didn’t know it!

Libelle: Rhett leaves Scarlett!

me: Aargorn becomes king.  Evil is defeated.  Also, Wesley rescues Buttercup and True Love triumphs.

Libelle: Dorthy had the power to go home all along!  Romeo and Juliet both die!

me:  Heh.  I’m feeling much better now.  You?

Libelle:  Yeah.  We’re funny!