I’ve been meaning to do this for more than a week but haven’t. Somehow I got Libelle to do the hard work for me yesterday (flipping around to find old text messages is hard work!). I present you with a transcript of a normal day in text conversations between Libelle and me
me: Today begins day 4 of quitting smoking. I forgot to have coffee until just now. I am not very friendly right now. Like a bear poked with a stick. (11:47 am)
Libelle: I’m feeling much the same. Everyone who has recently f’ed me over suddenly wants to be my best friend. We should go punch babies later.
me: I am also up for puppy kicking.
Libelle: I suppose we can work that in. And maybe find some little kids and tell them there’s no Santa.
me: Also, perhaps with practice, we can learn to make it rain on parades.
Libelle: The bunny was in the hat the whole time!
me: We can also make t-shirts with movie spoilers on them. Soylent Green is people!
Libelle: It was Earth all along!
me: Bruce Willis is dead! He just didn’t know it!
Libelle: Rhett leaves Scarlett!
me: Aargorn becomes king. Evil is defeated. Also, Wesley rescues Buttercup and True Love triumphs.
Libelle: Dorthy had the power to go home all along! Romeo and Juliet both die!
me: Heh. I’m feeling much better now. You?
Libelle: Yeah. We’re funny!