Here are some of the search terms people have recently used that have landed them at my blog:

• white wine before bed
• mediation letters
• shipment has left seller’s facility
• boys wearing dresses
• lords of the cosmic jest
• how to come out of the closet to your parents
• nowhere near your neighborhood
• overwhelmed and unable to prioritize
• discontented, disgruntled
• come out of the s&m closet
• crackerjack kinda guy
• “gas stations” tennessee
• what does whopperjaw mean
• tom waits paper doll
• feel weak and head hurts
• cops in dreams
• the land of the sneezes
• storm raincoat hood dress story
• old tin dolls

I suspect most of these people went away terrible disappointed.