They closed schools here today. For snow. There is no snow on the ground. It did snow early yesterday evening, but (at least around my house) melted pretty much immediately. Still mass panic everywhere. And school closures. It’s insane. It’s like they know they won’t get snow days so they just make them up.
AJAX BELL 
December 12, 2008 at 11:50 am
That’s kind of funny, in a sad sort of way.
The boy just realized that if school is canceled because of snow, it won’t mean anything to him – He’ll still have to “go”! (I think it’s funny, but he doesn’t.)