THIS FAMILY HAS A HIPPO THAT OPENS DOORS AND LIVES IN THE HOUSE. Why do I not have this? Why am I so deprived? Clearly I have failed at achieving my dreams. I need to work harder.
Seattle author. Stops to smell the flowers. Amateur nerd (I wanna go pro but I haven't found anyone to pay me). Humble hippo enthusiast. queer/bi. they/them.