want November 17, 2008 by Ajax Bell Leave a comment THIS FAMILY HAS A HIPPO THAT OPENS DOORS AND LIVES IN THE HOUSE. Why do I not have this? Why am I so deprived? Clearly I have failed at achieving my dreams. I need to work harder. Share this:EmailFacebookTwitterPrintLike this:Like Loading... Related Author: Ajax Bell Seattle author. Stops to smell the flowers. Amateur nerd (I wanna go pro but I haven't found anyone to pay me). Humble hippo enthusiast. queer/bi. they/them.