Why is Sarah Palin on my TV giving a fairly offensive speech in her grating and hideous accent?  Why is she still getting press? Why is she giving a speech?  She has nothing to give speech about?  It’s first thing in the morning and already I want to kick puppies.  Seriously she needs handlers.  She definitely needs someone to monitor how she speaks in public before she embarrasses herself further.  Oh it’s some Governor’s convention speech that she’s using a platform for, well something besides addressing Governor’s but I’m not sure what her damn point is.  Really that shit she just said about my kid’s got more chromosomes than yours was, hmm, maybe no offensive but definitely showing a lack of understanding.