I have a peculiar loathing for shipping companies. With the old USPS you send stuff and eventually it gets there, or it doesn’t. You check your mail box and there is stuff in it, or there isn’t. But now that FedEx and UPS and their ilk are all online it’s become this maddening, bizarrely ritualistic, crazy waiting period to get your package. First you start checking the online tracking, continually refreshing to see if it’s anywhere new. And what do you get? Usually that the thing has gone 3 miles in the first two days, or there are no updates at all, and then suddenly it’s gone from Seattle to Louisville in 6 hours and is already halfway to your house. Or, as has happened to me, it shows arrival in your city, ‘out for delivery’ and then six hours later it’s suddenly on it’s way to Atlanta, and then back to you, taking 2 days longer than the original out for delivery notice. WTF? And then once it is out for delivery all one can do is check the damn porch every 20 minutes. Well at least at my house. I have a good (and pretty cute) UPS guy. He knows me and my neighbors. He delivers to my job as well. He waves when we drive past each other in other parts of the neighborhood. He always gets my packages to me. However he doesn’t always work. I’ve had drivers knock on my door and in the time it takes me to get from my couch to the door (about 6 feet), the driver is already back in their truck and there is notice stuck to the door saying they couldn’t deliver the package without a signature. ARG.
Hi. Guess what I am doing this morning? Yep, waiting for an ‘out for delivery’ package. Which should contain my new phone. So I can lose the rest of my day setting up the new phone and messing with it. Good times.
I was an hour late for court the other day. They acted like it wasn’t a big deal, like the difference was between me waiting in the hall to testify for 20 minutes vs. an hour and 20 minutes. It was a hearing to get the guys who robbed me tried as adults (they are 17, I think). They aren’t, as far as I understand it, trying them for robbing me, rather they got caught in other crimes, with fingerprints, and they established that their fingerprints matched the prints on my car. So I go in, get sworn in. They ask where I work, what happened on the night of blah blah blah. And if I know anyone by [redacted] name. No, I don’t. Could I please look to my left and behind me and say if I recognize any one of the defendants as a friend or acquaintance who would have had reason to touch my car. Ugh, all four kids were right there (two robbed me, four were involved in the other crime I guess, and no, I didn’t realize they were in the courtroom, as it was laid out really weird). I said, no, I didn’t know any of them. And that was pretty much it. They said I could stay and watch the rest of the proceedings, but I bolted. And I am still very uncomfortable about it. Here’s the thing, I did not have the option to testify, I was subpoenaed and (very very mildly) threatened that I had to testify. They put me in a courtroom with the perpetrators, and their families and girlfriends and then asked me to give my full name (including spelling it) and tell where I worked and what hours. So you know, if some one wanted to retaliate against me, it would be pretty fucking easy for them to find me. And while I find that scenario highly unlikely (since they already knew where I worked anyway), I assume that there are no victims rights advocates in the Tennessee system. I think people have probably been put in very very very bad situations because of this very textbook, very impersonal judicial system. Ugh, I’m not sure I’m stating this right, just I think the whole thing was pretty fucked up, and I am unhappy with how it all went and I doubt the system is going to do anything at all for these kids besides make them prisoners and probably worse more desperate criminals in the future. And oh, UGH, after I typed this up I read this. Man, Tennessee, I love you, I really do, but seriously you fucking suck in so many ways.
The rain seems to be delaying both the UPS guy and the regular mail. I am going to stop peeking through my curtains like an insane old lady and go watch Bruce Lee movies and make lunch.