Dear little lizard,
I am sure you were as surprised to be found as I was to find you. Thank you for keeping my bathroom bug free for however long you’ve been in there. Trust me though, we are both happier with you now living out in the garden. Sorry about your tail. You’ll be fine though.
Love,
me
AUGH! Live lizards in the bathroom. Seriously I am not as bad a housekeeper as that makes it sound. And his poor little tail kept wriggling after it fell off. If I lived in Spain, or Mexico or some place more tropical I’d be down with keeping lizards in the house, but maybe not in Tennessee. Bleh.
AJAX BELL 
September 25, 2008 at 10:40 pm
Aw, Mr. Rhi would’ve bought him an aquarium and kept him forever and ever and loved him and called him George.
September 26, 2008 at 1:45 am
Well the lizard and I had a whole conversation about how the chemicals in the bathroom were bad for him and how much nicer life would before him in the garden.
I have ti keep believing thats true. But Mr. Rhi is a better man than me. He’s have made an aquarium that was better than outside.