Just so I remember not everything is as anger inducing as the fucking Nashville gas crisis here is a walrus dancing to “Smooth Criminal.”

Why don’t I have a dancing walrus? Will you buy me one? If not, will you genetically engineer a cat-sized hippo for me? Because I have been wanting one of those all my life. I will call him Bitey and carry him around with me everywhere. To that end, here is the best hippo video ever made.

I am going to go take my stuffed hippo and go to bed. Maybe I will dream of house hippos and wake up happy.