Sure there’s perks to being a female. We got boobs, cute toes, good hips and you know, just girlness, to make us awesome. But what part of evolution (or even creation) thought that bleeding once a month would be beneficial. I get it, it’s necessary for reproduction, but even then, could we just bleed? I mean, does it have to come with all the associated pain and other bullshit?
For the last hour or two I’ve had to periodically stop whatever I am doing just because the pain is so fucking bad I can’t even read or think or do anything but watch Wild Wild West (which, incidentally, is a terrible, awful movie).
It’s storming outside, which is appropriate given how my body currently feels.
I watched Juno this morning and was much less impressed than I expected to be. I liked all the characters, and it had some great lines, but it wasn’t really plotted and there was no development arc for anyone. Enjoyable, but sort of forgettable. Like a great pop song or bad chinese food, good at the time, gone from memory minutes later it happens.
I was going to do a bunch of stuff today. I really need to, but I’m now so whiny and pathetic that I might just lie on the couch for the rest of the day and read. Or watch Life on Mars. Or eat all the mint Three Musketeers I have in the freezer. I once said I’d probably marry the first guy to send me flowers. I’d be happier with a guy who would rub my lower back when I feel like this (plus I’ve given up on the idea that there are guys out there who actually send girls flowers). Seriously, it hurts so bad, I might burst into tears at any moment.
Well, it’s raining so hard right now that I don’t have to feel bad about not washing my car. I’d go stand on the porch and enjoy the rain, but have I mentioned that I have cramps which I may actually die from? So bad, that I can’t even properly enjoy a thunderstorm. BOO!