I can not type today. Every ‘o’ is an ‘i.’ My hands are not cooperating at all.
Mint 3 Musketeers is perhaps the best cheap candy ever made. Feel free to send me some. If you love me.
I am purposefully, relentlessly upbeat, however, I do have a song for the day:
Sad Eyes – Josh Rouse (click to download)
Which maybe doesn’t seem upbeat at first, but it is. At least to me. Right now.
Also, message to the universe: I ordered mashed potatoes, why did you bring me SpaghettiOs? At this point I might just say fuck dinner and order the crème brûlée.
AJAX BELL 
May 20, 2008 at 8:24 pm
It’s kind of like that time that machine clearly promised us bacon, but then all we got was a bunch of hot air. Do not label it bacon when you are not going to give us bacon!!