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bore me, bore you


I had to do it because Sarita did it and it made me laugh and laugh.  Also it's too cold to work and I only just figured out right now that the office heat is on a timer, set to come on when I come in, so coming in 2+hours early means 2 hours of COLD.  Um, anyway, back to procrastinating:

1. Your rock star name (first pet, current car): Annie Saturn

2. Your gangsta name (fave ice cream flavour, favourite type of shoe): Mint Chocolate Chip Boots (man that sucks, I should have lied and said strawberry or something).

3. Your Native American name (favourite colour, favourite animal): Purple Hippo (oddly, despite being my favorite things, this sort of makes me want to cry.  Also, everyone knows my Indian name is "Not Helpful")

4. Your soap opera name (middle name, city where you were born): Rebekah Medford

5. Your Star Wars name (the first 3 letters of your last name, the first two letters of your first name) Steja  (sounds like "Stee-ya," this amuses me)

6. Superhero name (2nd favourite colour, favourite drink): Green Pom (hehehehehehe!)

7. NASCAR name (the first names of your grandfathers): Robert Ray (Or I guess for the sake of this, Bobby Ray)

8. Stripper name (the name of your favourite perfume/cologne/scent, favourite candy): Pomegranate Nougat (YUCK)

9. TV weather anchor name (your 5th grade teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter): Abbey Amsterdam

10. Spy name (your favourite season/holiday, flower): Spring Lily

11. Cartoon name: (favourite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now): Pomegranate Pants

12. Hippie name (What you ate for breakfast, your favourite tree): Yogurt Japanese Cherry  (ew, just ew, it could at least be something like Starshine Makepeace.  I mean really, I grew in a commune, I know from hippie names)

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Author: Ajax Bell

Seattle author. Stops to smell the flowers. Amateur nerd (I wanna go pro but I haven't found anyone to pay me). Humble hippo enthusiast. queer/bi. they/them.

4 thoughts on “bore me, bore you

  1. 1. Lola Ascender2. Vanilla Heels3. Red Dog4. Renee Knoxville5. Grera6. Blue Greyhound 7. Joe Earl8. Lemon Vanilla Any Candy9. Smith Stockholm10. Summer Rose11. Strawberry Jeans12. Coffee Cherry

  2. 1. Midget Honda (just, ewww)
    2. Cake Batter Boots
    3. Green Dog (like you, everyone knows my Indian Name is Splashing Water Buffalo, because of the water that goes everywhere when I wash dishes)
    4. Elizabeth Rouge (I shortened Baton Rouge.)
    5. Witme (I want to add an 'h' to the end.)
    6. Green Mojito
    7. Daniel Joseph (Danny Joe?)
    8. Citrus Lemon Drop
    9. Sadie Sausalito
    10. Autumn Begonia
    11. Pear Socks
    12. Meatball Sycamore

    Ok, none of that made sense and I hate them all.

  3. Pear Socks is excellent! Like a pun for a kids cartoon!

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