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I am in extra super procrastination mode today


Things concerning me right now:

  • can I wear yellow?
  • should I take the freeway or go through town to run my errands today?
  • if I can ever find a decent fitting pair of jeans, should I buy half a dozens pairs of them and be done with?
  • will it ever stop snowing?
  • why is my tattoo so incredibly, grossly scabby on the tender inside of my arm?
  • what if spring never, ever comes?
  • does anyone actually listen to Radiohead? Why?

Things I have recently learned:

  • if one gets epoxy in their hair, and doesn't notice until it's set, it's probably best to just cut it out, instead of trying to comb through it
  • tattoos hurt. I always forget.
  • I hate all my shoes
  • I can't really wear bright red

Things I want:

  • new jeans
  • new shoes
  • a pedicure
  • a massage
  • a 26 year old lover who looks like Brad Pitt.  Though I guess I'd settle for Joaquin Phoenix or Matt Damon

Ugh.  Reading this makes me feel shallower than I know I am.  Does it matter that when I can't sleep I read Rilke? Ha! Didn't think so.

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Author: Ajax Bell

Seattle author. Stops to smell the flowers. Amateur nerd (I wanna go pro but I haven't found anyone to pay me). Humble hippo enthusiast. queer/bi. they/them.

6 thoughts on “I am in extra super procrastination mode today

  1. Mr. Rhi actually listens to Radiohead. I do sometimes as well. So does our beloved Jed. I usually listen to them when someone else is listening to them, though. I rarely listen to them on my own. Though, I do like them in my shuffle plays. I can't listen to some albums, though, because Mr. Rhi had them in heavy rotation when I was very depressed and it is like an instant ticket back to that head space. Bleh. As for the why, if you don't know why, then it is probably a different strokes for different folks kind of thing. ;)I want new jeans, too. And a manicure/pedicure, and a massage. I'd settle for my husband losing ten pounds over having someone that looked like Brad Pitt, though. 🙂 I'm bored. I'm procrastinating, too. I do not want to work. I want to go home and edit my novel!! Why won't they pay me to do that?

  2. Eh, shallowness is never going to be your big worry, I don't think. I say enjoy it! We all spend far too much time thinking deep thoughts. – no one can wear yellow. except maybe, like, namibians. i can't wear bright red either, unless it's shoes. oh, now i want red shoes. – i don't know why anyone listens to radiohead. MOAN MOAN MOAN. – if i were wanting a 26 year old lover, at this moment in time i would like him to look like… man, i still wouldn't turn down norman reedus. oldschool!oh hey, was looking up upcoming concerts in dublin. you'd recommend lucero? what kind of a concert is it likely to be?

  3. OMG If you don't go see Lucero I'll have to disinherit you! Go, you'll love it. It'll be rowdy boys swooning over the HOT singer, and girls standing around looking bored (at least it's like that in the States). If you go, talk to the singer, Ben, you'll love him, he's very nice. Tell him you know Cricket in Nashville.

  4. You are extra cute when you answer my rhetorical questions.

  5. Yes, go to Lucero!!!!!!!! Do iiiiiiit!!!!! Do it!!!!!!!

  6. *giggles* I do so love you. You asked some very important questions. Especially the one about Radiohead. *nods*

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