So I almost never log into Facebook, but I’m in extra procrastination mode this morning. So I’m poking through it and I find this:

Well, gosh, guys, thanks! I guess then it’s enviable that people want to be handcuffed to me? Hmm. Anyway, big ego boost is welcome in the midst of my general grouch about work and all. Also I have cramps. And it’s cold in my office. And I have a long day culminating in what’s sure to be hell night at the restaurant. HA! Apparently superficial cheer only lasts so long.

Well, I look super cute today (I know some of you care: long-sleeved, sweater-knit babydoll dress in muted blue, grey speckled tights, dark lavender mary-janes, long chain necklace with blue beads, lots of silver bangle bracelets). And people seem to like me. Overall, I’m not sure how much more I could ask for from the universe. A good job? A winning lottery ticket? True love?

How dumb does this guy think the rest of the world is?