I am, after a conversation I had this morning, completely and utterly obsessed with a tattoo idea. A riff on the classic man’s ruin design, altered for my own ruin. It’d be like a hot cowboy, a bottle of whiskey, books (of lurid poetry, though I suppose no one would know what the books were unless I told them), cash, a guitar (with some musical notes or something) and, um, what else? Suggestions? It’s be in very classic 40s tattoo flash style and cover my whole forearm. Clearly I’d need to win the lottery before I did this, so future employment wouldn’t be a problem. And obviously many other people thought of this before me. Amusing geek version. And woman’s ruin, though not my ruin specifically. I seriously want this so badly I can practically taste it. Also I want a pirate tattoo. And the HCT logo. And some other stuff. I guess I’ll buy a lottery ticket on my way home.