Author of the Queen City Boys books


I have a horrible head cold; headache, violent sinus pain, endless wells of snot, earache, sore throat, swollen glands. Also I just started my period and I have a weird rash on the side of my face.

Please kill me. Really. I can’t stand it anymore.

Author: Ajax Bell

Seattle author. Stops to smell the flowers. Amateur nerd (I wanna go pro but I haven't found anyone to pay me). Humble hippo enthusiast. queer/bi. they/them.

12 thoughts on “

  1. That sounds sucky beyond belief.

    Unfortunately for you, you are way too loveable to kill.

  2. OH NO! Your non-sexual live-in life partner gave you the plague!

    …what a bitch.

    She should make you soup. Don’t die, okay?

  3. Damn your period. I expressly forbid this. It’ll be sorry that it disobeyed!!!

  4. Too sick to even post comments properly.

    She IS making me soup! Now if only we looked enough alike that I could send her into work for me.

  5. Apparently it was feeling rebellious, as it’s also early. Apparently it wanted in on the fun with the head cold misery.

  6. Damn it! Isn’t it more cruel to make me suffer?

  7. …you are so not going to work, right? Because, dear lord.

    You can tell them it’s Ebola. You’re totally crashing and bleeding out. heheh


  8. Oh I’m going to work, all right. Everyone else there is sick too. Come eat in the restaurant of plague!

  9. Oooh! Hmmmm, drugs I think. Good ones, please, nothing that wull make die inside my own nightmares.

  10. good drugs coming right up!

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