April 14, 2007 by Ajax Bell 12 Comments I have a horrible head cold; headache, violent sinus pain, endless wells of snot, earache, sore throat, swollen glands. Also I just started my period and I have a weird rash on the side of my face. Please kill me. Really. I can’t stand it anymore. Share this:EmailFacebookTwitterPrintLike this:Like Loading... Related Author: Ajax Bell Seattle author. Stops to smell the flowers. Amateur nerd (I wanna go pro but I haven't found anyone to pay me). Humble hippo enthusiast. queer/bi. they/them.
April 14, 2007 at 7:31 pm
That sounds sucky beyond belief.
Unfortunately for you, you are way too loveable to kill.
April 14, 2007 at 7:33 pm
OH NO! Your non-sexual live-in life partner gave you the plague!
…what a bitch.
She should make you soup. Don’t die, okay?
April 14, 2007 at 7:45 pm
Damn your period. I expressly forbid this. It’ll be sorry that it disobeyed!!!
April 14, 2007 at 8:06 pm
Too sick to even post comments properly.
She IS making me soup! Now if only we looked enough alike that I could send her into work for me.
April 14, 2007 at 8:07 pm
Apparently it was feeling rebellious, as it’s also early. Apparently it wanted in on the fun with the head cold misery.
April 14, 2007 at 8:08 pm
Damn it! Isn’t it more cruel to make me suffer?
April 14, 2007 at 8:13 pm
…you are so not going to work, right? Because, dear lord.
You can tell them it’s Ebola. You’re totally crashing and bleeding out. heheh
April 14, 2007 at 8:22 pm
Oh I’m going to work, all right. Everyone else there is sick too. Come eat in the restaurant of plague!
April 14, 2007 at 9:43 pm
drugs or weapons?
April 14, 2007 at 9:45 pm
Oooh! Hmmmm, drugs I think. Good ones, please, nothing that wull make die inside my own nightmares.
April 14, 2007 at 9:58 pm
good drugs coming right up!
April 15, 2007 at 10:43 pm
*hands you a gun*