As smart and as educated as I am, why do boys remain a complete mystery to me?
AJAX BELL
Author of the Queen City Boys books
AJAX BELL
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As smart and as educated as I am, why do boys remain a complete mystery to me?
March 21, 2007 at 6:15 am
Because you ARE smart & educated.
March 21, 2007 at 8:12 am
Sadly, they are still not offering Boy 101 at college. Let alone upper division classes.
Also, boys suck?
March 21, 2007 at 12:02 pm
Only the good ones 🙂
March 21, 2007 at 12:03 pm
I don’t even understand myself some days, let alone The Fred, or Michael or any of the other smooching boys around here, and straight boys are even weirder cause they like girls! go fig!
March 21, 2007 at 4:21 pm
It’s not your fault, it’s evolution! Your big, smart brain keeps trying to figure out something that isn’t any of its business. See, what with the overpopulation, the unstable environmental balance, and the global warming, the magnets in boys’ chests have reversed polarization, thus repelling them from the girls, which prevents humans from making out on the couch and then going through the motions of procreating. While anyone can work against the forces of anti-magnetism for short stretches of dirty sex, it’s incredibly difficult to sustain a relationship-quality proximity.
If you fix global warming, I’m sure you’ll find a great boyfriend right away.
March 21, 2007 at 4:24 pm
ha!!!!
March 21, 2007 at 4:25 pm
you know i’m with you. in fact, why am i not actually with you? your couch and beer sounds like heaven. wah.
March 21, 2007 at 11:35 pm
My Overly Simplistic Answer
Because you want/expect there to be more to them than there actually is, and your brain keeps rejecting the fact that “that’s it”.
😛