How to Make a Jail Break (best tips and warnings ever)
How to Date a Taurus (i.e., me)
How to Get Someone to Buy You a Drink (terrible advice)
How to Drink Beer with the Chinese in China
How to Score Poon Like Nikki Sixx
How to Write a Book (are you kidding me?)
How to Identify the Early Warning Signs of a Disastrous Relationship
How to Order Custom-made Cowboy Boots
How to Be Mistaken for a Celebrity
How to Prepare Kai Marukka for a Hindu Dowry
How to Support Gay-Friendly Businesses
How to Deal With an Overbearing Mother
AJAX BELL 
January 24, 2007 at 5:59 pm
I always forget that you’re a Taurus because I like you so much! ;P
January 25, 2007 at 4:48 am
If you really loved me, you’d make me Hindu dowry cookies! Wheee!