Author of the Queen City Boys books



How to Make a Jail Break (best tips and warnings ever)

How to Date a Taurus (i.e., me)

How to Break Up a Dogfight

How to Eavesdrop!

How to Get Someone to Buy You a Drink (terrible advice)

How to Drink Beer with the Chinese in China

How to Score Poon Like Nikki Sixx

How to Write a Book (are you kidding me?)

How to Identify the Early Warning Signs of a Disastrous Relationship

How to Order Custom-made Cowboy Boots

How to Be Mistaken for a Celebrity

How to Prepare Kai Marukka for a Hindu Dowry

How to Support Gay-Friendly Businesses

How to Deal With an Overbearing Mother

Author: Ajax Bell

Seattle author. Stops to smell the flowers. Amateur nerd (I wanna go pro but I haven't found anyone to pay me). Humble hippo enthusiast. queer/bi. they/them.

2 thoughts on “useful

  1. I always forget that you’re a Taurus because I like you so much! ;P

  2. If you really loved me, you’d make me Hindu dowry cookies! Wheee!

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