I think a good example for the state of the world is the spam I just got from resume writing company which is riddled with errors, even in the subject line. Perfect.

Today some old musician guy asked me out. Well, he told me I was pretty, told me to compliment my parents on their good genetic work, asked if I was married and then asked me out. I politely declined. Then later wondered if he was someone who might have connections I want professionally. Oh Nashville, you’ve clearly broken me.

And finally the most amusing part of my day, in email from my 14-year-old sister:

why i hate being around 13 year olds:
Boy1- Why are you wearing flip flops (it’s Punk day, why else would i be wearing flip flops?)
[l’il Sis]- Cuz I’m the bionic woman
stares and silence follows
Boy1- and a polo? (again, punk day, had to be preppy)
[l’il Sis]- My wonder twin powers have already been activated
again, stares and silence
the only person that got that was one of my guy friends and my TEACHER i was like good lord people what do you DO on saturday morning?

Yeah, it’s hard to be cooler than everyone else. Sadly she has years of it ahead of her.