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Okay, well I’m already in sort of bitchy hormonal mood today, but someone just asked, in the comm if we thought maybe Frist was going to resign from the Senate. When people responsed sarcastically, that, uh, yeah, he already did, that’s what whole Ford/Corker race was about, the original poster responded defensively as to why everyone was acting like this was something she should know, since she doesn’t watch the news but instead is only informed by NPR. Holy fucking asshattery, Batman. Anyway, I usually breeze on by such pointlessness, but I couldn’t help add my own snotty $0.02, because really WTF? Why isn’t Frist tossing his hat in the presidential ring is a relevant question. Is he resigning from the Senate is like asking is Abe Lincoln is dead, for christsfuckingsakes.

Oddly, this seems to have improved my mood, although not my love for my fellow man.

I did fix my bed today! With cardboard and duct tape, yeehaw!!! Um, what? The slats were shifting and I just sort of wedged them in so they can’t move anymore.

It’s so windy out that our porch chairs blew out into the yard. I’m consiering attaching them to the railing with bungee cords. That’s right, I am all about the redneck fixits today.

In other news, I am doing laundry. In the comfort of my own home. That’s right, bitches, we finally got that washer hooked up. It only took, what? Six weeks? For us to find someone else to do it all for us so we didn’t have to do anything. Man, we really need a house boy.

The Mole people next door have a huge fancy Xmas tree in their front window and thus have opened their curtains for the first time (well except to occasional peek out in a creepy, paranoid manner). Of course the shrubbery blocks the view from the street, but it’s nice that you could stand on the porch, four feet from the window and see the tree. Heh.

Man, don’t go asking me any questions today that you don’t want bitchy sarcastic answers to.

Author: Ajax Bell

Seattle author. Stops to smell the flowers. Amateur nerd (I wanna go pro but I haven't found anyone to pay me). Humble hippo enthusiast. queer/bi. they/them.

11 thoughts on “

  1. EXCELLENT chicken icon, my friend.

  2. The thought of Frist-as-Prez gives me cold sweats.

  3. HAHAHAHA! I knew you’d like it, babygirl!

  4. Yes, especially since pundits don’t think this is the end–rather that he’s trying to distance himself from the Bush Administration and is just biding his time to make a play for the Presidential seat in a later election. Ick.

  5. You don’t happen to know where I can find some German pop music, do you?

  6. We use bungee cords to attach our garbage cans to the side of the house, thus protecting them from being blown miles down the street by blustery winds coming from the Gorge. 😀

  7. Huh, so Abe Lincoln is dead? Why didn’t anyone tell me?

  8. Well, you aren’t American, so maybe the news hasn’t reached you yet. But now that you’re here, I should tell you: George Washington was the first preseident and ketchup goes on everything. Is there anything else you need to know?

  9. Heee! Sorry I don’t. Canadian, maybe, German, no.

  10. That’s what you get for living in a wind tunnel! A gorgeous wind tunnel though!

  11. We don’t even live in the wind tunnel! (I agree, though, it is gorgeous.)

    We’re in SE Portland, though, which gets quite a lot of the cold from the Gorge when the wind blows.

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