Just when I’d given up on Brenzny for going too surrrealist, he comes through for me again:
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): “Dear Love Doctor: Please send a divine slap upside the head to the clueless guy I’m in a half-assed relationship with. He’s GOT to wake up to the fact that it’s high time to let someone, namely me, shower him with love. I mean, all the magic’s in place. With just a flick of his attitude, he could materialize me whipping up gourmet Cajun cuisine in his new kitchen–not to mention spicing up every other room in his house. Love Doctor, please cast a spell to get him in alignment with cosmic necessity. -Overripe Taurus.” Dear Overripe: I appreciate the ability you Bulls have right now to envision the best and brightest possibilities for your relationships. However, it’s crucial that you give everyone the freedom to bumble along, even if it means that for now they’ll be out of sync with the wonders you can imagine.
I’m always most amused when he’s telling me something I already know.
AJAX BELL 
November 15, 2006 at 5:55 pm
Yes, I got the surrealism this week:
Goose bumps and burning sensations coursed through me as I meditated on your upcoming adventures. From what I can tell, your rambles will be both spooky and fulfilling. They’ll knock you on your ass and lift your spirits, sometimes at the same time. They’ll give you almost more blessings than you can handle, even as they invite you to take on responsibilities that will give you the chance to be a hero. Are you ready to have your certainties challenged in the most useful ways possible?
WTF
November 15, 2006 at 8:37 pm
It always freaks me out with Brezny says something exactly right. I’m also a Taurus and also in a half-assed relationship with a clueless boy.
Stupid clueless boy.
November 17, 2006 at 4:45 pm
If you squint at it right it sort of makes sense…or makes you dizzy.
November 17, 2006 at 4:46 pm
I know! Brenzny’s like this huge joke until he’s not! AUGH! Stupid boys!