AJAX BELL

Author of the Queen City Boys books

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Hrm, earlier in my house the conversation was “why aren’t there a million Jon Stewart clones for us to marry?” which has turned to “Man, I’d turn down Jon Stewart for my own Viggo.” Seriously? Where is my brilliant, crazy artist boy?

Author: Ajax Bell

Seattle author. Stops to smell the flowers. Amateur nerd (I wanna go pro but I haven't found anyone to pay me). Humble hippo enthusiast. queer/bi. they/them.

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    Lemme see Viggo, you pigfuckers!

  2. *sniffle* I am also forbidden to see it.

  3. Personally, I’d pass them both up for my own Keith Olbermann. If doesn’t have a patron saint (or perhaps a pin-up), they should.

  4. Man, I would turn down Viggo in a heartbeat for Jon Stewart. Viggo’s one of those people who, if I was forced to interact with him for more than ten minutes, I’d be speaking through my clenched teeth and fixed smile and trying so, so hard not to slap him across the head to knock a little sanity back into him. Brilliant is fine with me. Flaky nutbar insanity, not so much. And I hate it when people show me their poetry. It’s always bad.

    Now, Jon…Jon I would love and adore and stare at admiringly as he eviscerated everyone in the world for being morons. LOVE HIM. Wish to have his snarky, pretty, long-eyelashed little babies. *swoon*

  5. Oh! Holy Damn! That’s hot!

  6. I think maybe Jon would make me feel inadequate after a while.

  7. Yes, definitely, but each person would have to have their own individual patron saint of sapiosexuality. (I assume were assigning the saint to the concept and not the LJ?)

  8. Hm. I can see that. Me too, probably. But I might be giggling too hard to notice.

    I’d throw them all over for one shot at Jared Padalecki.

  9. I was specifically thinking of the community…I’m starting to really get a glow on for the idea of pin-ups, too. I may actually make a post out of this.

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