It’s cold here. Like put on a coat to go out and smoke cold. Yuck. Of course we have no heat, as we weren’t prepared for cold. Sigh. Thank god for blankets and Joy’s body heat.
Also there should be some sort of helpful tips that come on the back of grocery receipts. Like if you go to the store to buy bread and eggs and you come out with bread, eggs, brownies, cookies, potato chips and carmel pecans, then your receipt would read, “shouldn’t you have bought tampons, too?” Right?