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If Jesus comes again will you please tell him where I am


I’m sort of a wreck this morning. I had some of the worst dreams ever last night, just one after the other. I kept waking up and trying to shake it off, but alas. Featured were large spiders and scorpions landing on the back of my neck and fighting while I calmly asked someone to please please please help me get them off before they killed me. Later I dreamt of being pursued by FBI agents for something I didn’t do and hiding in dark alleys crying because I didn’t have an alibi to protect myself. I also had a really long involved dream about my old boss, that I don’t remember very well, but he was trying to save me from something, but in the end couldn’t help me. Dear universe, you owe me dreams about sexing up rodeo cowboys. Or at least a sweet dream or two about Indie Rock Boy, okay?

So I got up, choked down some coffee and went over to play with tubenerd and oiran‘s dog, Mr. Jones (Casey Jones, but he prefers formality when he’s addressed). That made me feel a little better. Man, I wish I could get that excited over a ball. Maybe later I will just go sit on the couch with Mr. Jones for a while. It will probably do us both some good.

Author: Ajax Bell

Seattle author. Stops to smell the flowers. Amateur nerd (I wanna go pro but I haven't found anyone to pay me). Humble hippo enthusiast. queer/bi. they/them.

6 thoughts on “If Jesus comes again will you please tell him where I am

  1. I had this horrible dreamThursday night my best friend Andy and I were captured by some unidentified bad guys and tortured, and when we wouldn’t tell them anything they killed him slowly and horribly in front of me. Like skin-ripping, face-peeling horribly. I woke up screaming and my roommate thought I had fallen out of my loft or had been injured seriously in some other way. I haven’t had a real full on nightmare in a while and that really shook me up. When I saw him Friday morning it all came back in a rush and I almost cried.

    But then Friday night I had a dream that Dean came to pick me up at school and drove me down to Stanford to visit Sam (which for dream reasons didn’t take the 4 days it would in real life) and I’m pretty sure there was hot sex involved.

  2. Dreams with hot sex make up for almost everything.

  3. Do you have the V-Roys’ lyrics?

  4. For that song, no, only for their other album. 😦

    I was just complaining to no one in particular last night about how there should a massive, everything-in-the-world lyric archive out there.

  5. Ok, now I’ll take any lyrics of any of these. I’m obsessing over new music to avoid doing homework.

  6. Hmm, I think the only ones I know of lyrics for are the Wrens:


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