Author of the Queen City Boys books


I don’t know why this amuses me so much, but it does:

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I was using it torture my sister on her MySpace. I also feel I’ve neglected to mention how hilarious she is lately, since I sadly don’t get to see her all the time anymore and she’s been off with relatives all summer, so I’ve barely been able to talk to her, but here’s some gems from her MySpace page (remember she’s 13):

People Love Me Like Emo Kids Love Tight Pants

19 years old
Vatican City State(Holy See)


Cool people
People who read
Cowboys -Happy Jacyn?-
Singing into hair brushes
Dancing in the Rain
just rain in general
french club, french class, french class music etc.
my friends
rubber duckies!
striped shirts
asian guys
listening to 107.7 on Saturdays and only on Saturdays and at nights (harms) I hate hate hate Adam Carolla

Je deteste…

bad music :(— I’m looking at you Pussycat Dolls
stupid people
fake people
poser emo people
poser emo music
the sound of people eating- seriously I cannot stand listening to people eat
rats XP- one time I punched my sister for telling me a story about rats… it’s not even funny
People (like for instance MY FATHER)- who thinks its funny to mock me about the above fear–not cool
people who do things cuz everybody else does
people who blame things on racism cuz they can


Glurg! My Hero definatly is GLEN DANZIG IN A BUNNY SUIT! ohgod! that was like one of the best days of my life!


Orientation: Not Sure
Body type: 7′ 6″ / Average
Religion: Taoist

Apparently my old job hired a girl to replace me named…wait for it…Kyle. As my pal H. said: what are the chances!?!?

Author: Ajax Bell

Seattle author. Stops to smell the flowers. Amateur nerd (I wanna go pro but I haven't found anyone to pay me). Humble hippo enthusiast. queer/bi. they/them.

4 thoughts on “

  1. You’re sister is always funny. I wish I was as funny as your entire family! I have funniness envy!

  2. I had forgotten about the whole bunny suit thing! *snorts* I LOVE your sister!

    You know what else I love? The name of your replacement. That rocks!

  3. I know! Kyle! What are the odds??

    Also go check out my sister’s MySpace comments. I made a picture for her.

  4. Hee, yes, they are all pretty damn funny.

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