Ajax Bell

Author of the Queen City Boys books

haphazard and slapdash

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Man, I really want the charm bracelet on this page. Though maybe I’d settle for the Monkey with Valium charm. In fact, now I kind of just want a t-shirt that says “Monkey with Valium.” I’ll get right on that after I make my “Hot for Teacher” shirt and, uh, learn to silk screen. Or get a good houseboy who can do it. Or perhaps own a massive media empire in which I just employ dozens of people to do things like that for me. Then I could have like a custom-made Hippo with Klonopin belt buckle or something.

My feet are cold. Presumably because it’s actually below 80°F? It’s 77°F. Heh. Miss Rhi, remember when I used to mock you for saying below 70°F was cold? Let’s talk again this winter. I may have to eat my words.

I also lost a ridiculous amount of time to reading Go Fug Yourself today.

Which isn’t to say I wasn’t productive, cause I was, but there’s always more I could be doing than reading stupid things on the intarwebs, ya know?

I wish I had a pretty, pretty icon with a fancy, fancy cupcake on it. Mmmmmm, cupcakes. And I can’t believe I didn’t post about the pecan pie cupcakes with buttercream frosting we had when K’s mom was here. It was like cupcake heaven. I would get a t-shirt that said “cupcake” but that has some blechy connotations. Maybe a “cupcake with valium” t-shirt? No. Seems too much Valley of the Dolls or something.

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10 thoughts on “haphazard and slapdash

  1. The charm bracelet is gorgous! I love charm bracelets (and bracelets in general, for that matter)!

  2. PS

    Doesn’t spending a ridiculous amount of time reading go fug yourself come somewhat naturally? Like an enjoyable coffee break with a cigarette.

  3. Scully and Mulder… what else could it be? LOL

  4. OMG, I can spend DAYS on Go Fug Yourself. It’s addictive.

  5. My feet are cold. Presumably because it’s actually below 80°F? It’s 77°F. Heh. Miss Rhi, remember when I used to mock you for saying below 70°F was cold? Let’s talk again this winter. I may have to eat my words.

    I can’t believe how you’ve adapted to the weather! I’m eager to see what you think of TN winters.

    There is a cute t-shirt that you can get at YeeHaw in Knoxville that says, “Everybody loves cupcakes” and Jed got one for our friend Pun to show off her fabulous ta-tas. 😀

  6. Of course it is, 🙂 the question is, why would I put a tattoo of them on someone’s chest?

  7. Pun does have some fabulous ta-tas!

  8. Man, I spent like an hour drooling over that jewelry!

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