So I was on the phone with Indie Rock Boy tonight and he had to go buy masking tape. So he stayed on the phone with me during his journey through the store and stopped in the greeting card aisle and read me ridiculous cards before he went to find tape. Is that not the cutest thing ever? EVER? You know it is, don’t front.

I have BBQ sauce on my shirt. It didn’t even get there until after I was done eating. How tragic is that? TRAGIC.

I got four packs of Camel Lights for $8 tonight. I’m just saying that to taunt the Seattle people. Ha ha.

And finally you will all be surprised to learn that I have yet another mosquito bite. I wish I had been keeping track since the beginning. I must be on something like 65 million bites since I moved to Tennessee. Is it winter yet?