Author of the Queen City Boys books


You know that cracked-out, Dadaist spam you sometimes get where it’s like “Still sanitize her from ruffian related to guardian angel, write a love letter to her over lover with line dancer from tornado.spider from daydreams, and paycheck for laugh and drink all night with for tripod.Sometimes tenor behind graduated cylinder wakes up, but wedding dress over rattlesnake always borrow money from scooby snack inside!” (and isn’t that really kind of motherfucking poetic?) and you know it probably has a virus or worm or something attached to it but your email program already stripped everything off it so it’s just random insane text in your inbox? Right? And you know how it always comes from a name, presumably in hopes you’ll think ti’s from a real person, or perhaps even someone you know?

Well I just got that random-ass spam from my mom’s name mispelled by one letter, addressed to my old boss’s name in an alternate spelling. It’s clearly a coincidence but it’s weird, yanno?

Yeah, I should sleep, you’re right. But there’s crap piled all over my bed that I’d have to go move to do that.

ETA: Okay, I’ve re-read the insano spam quoted above and I’ve decided it’s my horoscope for the week. I mean, really, how different is it from Brezny, right? Now to trouble out what it means exactly.

Author: Ajax Bell

Seattle author. Stops to smell the flowers. Amateur nerd (I wanna go pro but I haven't found anyone to pay me). Humble hippo enthusiast. queer/bi. they/them.

2 thoughts on “

  1. Good ol’ Brezny has a way of spouting complete and utter insanity that somehow makes perfect sense when I read my own horoscope. That’s talent.

  2. Ya I love those. Very strong. Definitely up there with youtube and podcasts as the best internet trend of the last two years.

    I think you need to do a week of a dada posts on LJ.

    At least I know if Hugo Ball writes me a rambling email from the otherside it will get through the spamfilter.

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