April 25, 2006 by Ajax Bell 6 Comments My mother tells me I am the girl other people’s mothers warn them about. She seems particularly proud of this. Share this:EmailFacebookTwitterPrintLike this:Like Loading... Related Author: Ajax Bell Seattle author. Stops to smell the flowers. Amateur nerd (I wanna go pro but I haven't found anyone to pay me). Humble hippo enthusiast. queer/bi. they/them.